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]]> By: Erin Kennedy, CERW, CPRW http://exclusive-executive-resumes.com/erins-musings/this-llama-needs-a-job/comment-page-1/#comment-41 Erin Kennedy, CERW, CPRW Wed, 13 May 2009 13:20:15 +0000 http://exclusive-executive-resumes.com/?p=654#comment-41 Hello Sweetpea, I am sure you won’t have any trouble finding work. There are lots of jobs out there even though I just looked for some on LINKUP.com for you and couldn’t find one exactly for you I did find a couple. First, there are lots of openings for golf caddies. I know some country clubs are looking for those this year. Because your hooves never leave a footprint or tear up the grass, you can do that job. Also, there are a few job for tobacco spitters…you are a natural spitter, and I am sure the tobacco folks need some new ideas in this area. Lastly, some dog owners would love to have you teach THEIR dogs about your daily number 2 bathroom skill of , generally, leaving your surprises in the same pile day after day. It does make for easier clean up. Have fun today…sounds to me like you don’t really want a real job. Life must be good right where you are, Your friend, GL HOFFMAN Minneapolis, MN http://www.LINKUP.com http://www.whatwoulddadsay.com http://www.UsedtoHaveLlamasMyselfButNotForFood.com Submitted on 2009/04/23 at 8:10am ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Dear GL, Thank you so much for your speedy reply! Funny… there must be a shortage of golf caddies out there because I was recently approached by someone with a silly name like Lion or Cougar or something to travel with him on his golf tours. Unfortunately he required that I permanently relocate with he and his family. It would be too hard for me to leave my herd. If he were local, I would have considered… True, I do have a way with dogs, so training them might be a skill I can add to my resume. Thanks for the suggestion! However, being the lady that I am, I simply will not reduce myself to spitting. I will not. Old William (the herd sire who needs to retire) does on occasion and I think it is just disgusting. I sincerely appreciate the links you added and I think I will go straight to LINKUP.com and see what is available. Sounds like you are a llama person yourself. I am amazingly fast with a computer if you need a Virtual Assistant? Thanks again, Sweetpea +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Aaww! Precious! Maybe Sweetpea could get a musical gig – she probably likes to hum? It just doesn’t do to have a bored llama. Such beautiful eyes, too! Aaww! Precious! Maybe Sweetpea could get a musical gig - she probably likes to hum? It just doesn't do to have a bored llama. Such beautiful eyes, too! artzytabby@yahoo.com lapeerclik ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Thanks. You are so right. Bored llamas are a sad sight. I try to keep her happy with Starbucks and People magazines, but she says she still just needs to get a job. We’ll keep looking and I’ll keep you posted. Thanks. You are so right. Bored llamas are a sad sight. I try to keep her happy with Starbucks and People magazines, but she says she still just needs to get a job. We'll keep looking and I'll keep you posted. erinkennedy +++++++++++++++++++++++++ Submitted on 2009/04/26 at 5:19pm What a witty reminder of how everyone (even Llamas) have skills, talents, and experience that can be utilized in the workplace. Great story! Kris Plantrich kris@resumewonders.com careeressentials http://www.resumewonders.com +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Submitted on 2009/04/26 at 7:19pm So true… everyone has useful skills to share, even llamas. ;) Thanks. Erin Hello Sweetpea,
I am sure you won’t have any trouble finding work. There are lots of jobs out there even though I just looked for some on LINKUP.com for you and couldn’t find one exactly for you I did find a couple. First, there are lots of openings for golf caddies. I know some country clubs are looking for those this year. Because your hooves never leave a footprint or tear up the grass, you can do that job. Also, there are a few job for tobacco spitters…you are a natural spitter, and I am sure the tobacco folks need some new ideas in this area.
Lastly, some dog owners would love to have you teach THEIR dogs about your daily number 2 bathroom skill of , generally, leaving your surprises in the same pile day after day. It does make for easier clean up.

Have fun today…sounds to me like you don’t really want a real job. Life must be good right where you are,

Your friend,

GL HOFFMAN
Minneapolis, MN
http://www.LINKUP.com
http://www.whatwoulddadsay.com
http://www.UsedtoHaveLlamasMyselfButNotForFood.com

Submitted on 2009/04/23 at 8:10am

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Dear GL,

Thank you so much for your speedy reply!

Funny… there must be a shortage of golf caddies out there because I was recently approached by someone with a silly name like Lion or Cougar or something to travel with him on his golf tours. Unfortunately he required that I permanently relocate with he and his family. It would be too hard for me to leave my herd. If he were local, I would have considered…

True, I do have a way with dogs, so training them might be a skill I can add to my resume. Thanks for the suggestion!

However, being the lady that I am, I simply will not reduce myself to spitting. I will not. Old William (the herd sire who needs to retire) does on occasion and I think it is just disgusting.

I sincerely appreciate the links you added and I think I will go straight to LINKUP.com and see what is available.

Sounds like you are a llama person yourself. I am amazingly fast with a computer if you need a Virtual Assistant?

Thanks again,

Sweetpea

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Aaww! Precious! Maybe Sweetpea could get a musical gig – she probably likes to hum?

It just doesn’t do to have a bored llama. Such beautiful eyes, too!
Aaww! Precious! Maybe Sweetpea could get a musical gig – she probably likes to hum? It just doesn’t do to have a bored llama. Such beautiful eyes, too!

artzytabby@yahoo.com
lapeerclik

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Thanks. You are so right. Bored llamas are a sad sight. I try to keep her happy with Starbucks and People magazines, but she says she still just needs to get a job. We’ll keep looking and I’ll keep you posted.
Thanks. You are so right. Bored llamas are a sad sight. I try to keep her happy with Starbucks and People magazines, but she says she still just needs to get a job. We’ll keep looking and I’ll keep you posted.

erinkennedy
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Submitted on 2009/04/26 at 5:19pm

What a witty reminder of how everyone (even Llamas) have skills, talents, and experience that can be utilized in the workplace.

Great story!

Kris Plantrich
kris@resumewonders.com
careeressentials
http://www.resumewonders.com

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Submitted on 2009/04/26 at 7:19pm

So true… everyone has useful skills to share, even llamas. ;)
Thanks.

Erin

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